IT’S GOING TO BE ALMOST 80 UP HERE TOMORROW I AM NOT PREPARED ALL I HAVE ARE SWEATERS JEANS AND FUZZY SLIPPERS WHY DID SUMMER COME SO EARLY THIS YEAR SEND HELP
Trade me! It snowed again last night…
STOP SAYING A VAGINA IS LOOSE BECAUSE OF A LOT OF SEX.
VAGINAS ALWAYS SHRINK TO THEIR USUAL TIGHTNESS AFTER SEX.
PENISES DO NOT STRETCH THEM OUT OF SHAPE AT ALL
THE VAGINA IS A REALLY STRONG MUSCLE NOT A FLABBY PIECE OF SKIN
finally someone said it.
Wish I could like this more
•go to the bathroom to escape
•feel very uncomfortable without a phone or some other crutch
•dwell on a small awkward moment for much longer than necessary
•never go to any social event without a person that makes you feel comfortable
•follow said person way too much
•worry about the person beginning to find you obnoxious
•faking an illness to get out of a social event
•Dont buy something necessary because the cashier is intimidating.
Oh god…that’s me, possibly excluding the faking an illness…cuz I’d feel really bad about that and be worried “WHAT IF THEY FOUND OUT I LIED”